Friday, November 17, 2006 | 12:50 am

i wished an oven would juz drop frm e sky

due to the neatness of e posts n all, i've separated e 2 posts, e one abt my wk since sundae till wednesdae, and e one abt todae, thursdae. sowie for updatin n reupdating within such a short time. hope ya dun get confused. 4 memory's sakes i decided to keep e original posts n add onto it.

original post:

ok firstly, im in a state of panic. secondly, dis post is meant to be written a long time ago, lyk sundae nite, n has been pushed baq to thurs morn a lill' written, n now thurs approaching midnite. ok, now i've got an EMERGENCY on my hands so i shall blog abt it first b4 i blog abt my other daes. so here it goes.

eventful thursdae (my great dad! (=/get well soon coach!/Frosty the snowman hell/i wished an oven would juz drop on his com. a workin one please./111 finally came after a while. FINALLY!/wth EVAN IM SO GONNA SCREW YOU! N I MEAN IN A BAD WAY!):

woke up quite late, was reali tired frm crazy ytd, muscles aching, but yeah, i was still lookin forward to fencing trg at fencing masters(fm)!!! so yeah, e usual la, packed my stuff yadda yadda. oh dad had some conference calls to make so he couldnt fetch mi so i had ta go to e place myself. yeah, dad's nice, he took leave for e whole duration of my sis' 'o' lvls so he could fetch her arnd n make sure she had food to eat esp durin lunchtime when no one's at home (c'mon, u reali tink i'll buy lunch 4 my sis??? mebbe, i haf done it...) yeah. so ok, no prob, but he was so worried!!! n e thing is, i've travelled dere myself, its no biggie, reali. urgh... nvm, dunno la, he sometimes juz treats mi lyk some young boy which makes mi reali irritated...

e journey to trg was torturous! my bag was so heavy i was sweating n stuff, n yarz. mistake to do so much sports n all ytd. reali crazy. e sabre was ok. but my shoe bag wif my water bottle n clothes to change into for trg was HEAVY! urgh.

ok trg was FUN! as usual. practised parries dis time. e usual stuff la. e onli thing is dis time dere was sparks once when i parried, or at least accordin to my coach, i din reali see much cos of e stupid small plastic mask (i cant wait 4 e real one, and most importantly MINE, to arrive frm germany!) ok lor. oh yeah, gettin my body wire on sunday, gonna get wacked... coach still rmbs e stripe across his thigh i gave him frm last sunday's tourney (it was an accident!!!) n it still hasnt gone away. oh dear. get well soon! hahaha, actuali he's still real fast, trg was at a sadistically fast pace todae. seriously, i felt it was more den an hr! (and by dat i dun mean in mins or seconds or anything less den dat!) oh well, dis sunday i shall defeat AT LEAST 1 fencer!!! mwahahahaha!

neways l8r on... :
ok, actuali b4 trg suddenly received a sms frm wy askin mi to go play pool. i called him n he reasoned dat tmr's mcqs, n wad e heck, c'mon, its MCQs!!! off course i on e other hand was lyk, wth u're nuts. he went on sayin dat he got 36/40 for rj chem MCQs easily while i tried to remind him dat 4 mortals lyk mi, i mug freakin hard for my ac paper n get 35/40 for my chem MCQ, so yeah... but i guess 4 a str A student lyk him, oh well...

so yeah, i lugged my heavy equipment, baq thru n out e other side of comfort drivin skool, up e overhead bridge, n somehow i felt dis pain in my leg in my calf (besides e pain in my strained ankle). sheesh i tink it might be a fracture. pray dat its not, i dun wanna end fencin trg dis way or dis early either! n yeah, waited awhile, sweatin, urgh, freakin hot, bus finally came, n guess wad, it was not aircon! damnit, any sane person wun ride on such a bus in dis weather. but cos weiyuan has 'a' lvls n we set it at 530pm so ok i'll try to make it on time (we shall see wad time he arrives l8r... urgh) e bus was torture! its lyk sitting in an oven. consequently dis reminds mi of my aunt hu 4 some weird reason nowadaes loves to roast chicken in our oven, n (sheesh my sis juz interrupted mi lemme get baq my train of tot...) ok so yeah, i kinda sympathize wif e poor chicken n trust mi, u're in a better place now. but yeah it was a sweltering, broiling, oppressive, scorching, and almost suffocating journey. urgh. esp when e bus stopped to wait 4 it to turn. trust mi, its frosty the snowman's hell! thx God im not a snowman (though i wish to be, it seems kinda fun (= ) ok so i endured e bus ride, e mrt was fine, though i looked lyk i juz came outta a suana. when i reached e stop i received an sms frm him askin mi whether it was alrite if i came up to his place. seeing dat i'll prob die b4 reachin his place unless he juz wants my ghostly presence, i smsed him n told him my equipment's heavy n asked him to go to meridian n dat i've reached. den after dat i had ta lug my stuff (bless my poor back, plz if u see mi, dun wack mi on my arms or back. actuali, juz dun wack mi.) to meridian. when i reached dere i was juz abt to buy a curry puff when weiyuan called. guess wad. his com has spyware n he might not come for an hr. WTH??? i wished an oven would drop frm e sky on his com. a working oven please, set to 250 deg celsius (farenheit would be lettin him off wayy too easily). so ok i sat on e steps n finished my curry puff, den went into e building, called him again, he told mi to wait, so i went into e pool place n plunked down on e sofa wif all my stuff arnd mi. urgh.

when he finally came, i had no more energy left to scream at him, so i decided to juz get e table n vent my anger on e balls. ok lor, had a gd few games, nth much. switched frm a 9-foot table to a 8-foot in e middle, had ta get a 9-foot first cos e 8-footers were all taken up. but nvm, cos i pooled 9-foot ytd nite so i got used to e aiming. ok, den went down for ice kachang while i explained to wy a lill abt fencin n showed him some stuff. but he reali got interested when i said i might haf fractured sth in my left leg. urgh. now he wans to join fencing... nvm.

took a bus home. 111 finally came after a while. FINALLY! thx God i din haf ta endure e agonizingly long wait dat i usuali haf ta endure while waitin 4 dat 1 n onli 1 bus to take mi home. urgh (i haf alotta horror stories to tell abt 111 bus which i shall tell next time when it makes mi mad, real mad). went on e bus, urgh, turns out my ez-link card has no money. was tired, somewhat disorientated, so juz took out my wallet n started droppin coins into e stupid machine. turns out i had 80 cents and a dollar. i dropped in 80 cents. e uncle said 80 cents cant go (wun get u) anywhere. so i was lyk, im a student n he was lyk ur card lehz? im lyk, my card has no more money. i tink seeing mi in my pityful state, or mebbe it was e sabre i was carrying concealed in my sabre bag, he let mi go. lol. ok lor, took e bus home.

came home tired.was plannin to call tania n tok to her abt dis sat den call shinbin after i've showered. in e end, too tired, plunked on e sofa to watch prison break, den showered, den realized it was too late, so came online. guess wad? evan n jason invited mi into their conversation n said, jloh, we haf a prob. S*** URGH!!! turns out tibor's leavin n yeah, dey wanna throw a farewell dinner 4 him. he's leavin immediately after singmas n wth must singmas be in msia dis time??? urgh, all wrong timings. so yeah e onli wkend btw singmas n now is DIS WKEND! URGH!!! *bangs head against table* EVAN IM SO GONNA SCREW YOU AND BY DAT I MEAN IN A VERY VERY BAD WAY!!! urgh, i tink tania's alrdy pissed dat i postponed e pool by a wk n if im gonna do so again, she might not tok to mi. if dats so, yy, if u're readin dis, feel free to stick a knife into mi anytime lyk u've threatened to. n b4 u do dat, feel free to go burn down evan's house. u haf my moral support now. urgh! dunno la. gonna call e gals. mebbe make it lunch or tea time or sth. i doubt tania can stay till late cos sat's usuali family dae 4 her. i hope. sighz. dis is gonna look bad on mi. tania, if u're readin dis, im sorry kae? tibor was my trainer n yeah, he's a reali reali nice guy n i give my utmost respect to him, so yeah, i do haf ta show up 4 his dinner. i owe him at least dat. sighz. its stuff lyk dis dat gives mi heartattacks.