Monday, May 28, 2007 | 1:02 am

screwed up situation

bleahx, im in a veh screwed up situation now. part of its due to a misunderstanding caused by overthinking on my part. part of its due to t needing to stardee 4 her ct 2 n her parents givin her alotta pressure, so i cant possibly be so selfish n ask her out rite? plus e fact dat im going on another fencing tourney in msia n dats when wy's c elebratin her bdae n she's going. dis reali sux. big time. i miss her so much. i tink she's also losing her patience wif mi. dunno la. seems lyk everything's screwing up. )=

chasing a gal is hard. chasing an angel is harder. n its hardest when lyfe isnt working ur way. im reali tired.

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007 | 9:49 pm

rugby finals

lol, its a stroke of ironic beauty dat when dey sae dat ac n raffles r traditional rivals, somehow or other we're meeting each other in e finals. dis wk alone, e tennis, rugby & hockey r slated to meet rjc in e A div finals. but gold was not to be.

sighz.

went down to watch e rugby match, real tired after onli sleeping 2 hrs rushing my world lit essay. thx God i rushed it, if not i'll haf suffered e unfortunate fate of mani hu didnt. it was scary. enuff stress frm lessons. okie, e match was gd, everyone was in high spirits. IT WAS VEH CLOSE. i mean real close. we were lyk, up 3-0 owing to a penalty. den when rj touched down dey were up 5-3. dey din convert e kick though, somehow or other, their kicking was kinda bad, din even pass e touchline. dude, e ball landed in btw e posts, but 3 meters out. lyk wth. bleahx. budden after e interval in e 2nd half we had dis reali crazy push where our guys literally pushed one of our players holding e ball all e way frm 10 meters out to e touch down line. it was crazy. e whole skool was shouting 'PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!' at e top of our lungs, as if everybody were helping to bring a baby into e world. touched down n converted e penalty to make it 10-5. okie so we held dem off for a long time. then came another touchdown. again, e penalty, we could count on dem to miss, so it was 10-10. wth, it was reali tense. went into sudden death when time ran out, where whoever team scores a pt first wins. bleahx, we din, as chernside put, dominate e field, and an offside error cost us a veh easy penalty which sealed our fate. we lost 10-13. sighz.

it was reali painful to watch. seriously. we cheered our hearts out. went down as one skool, cheered as one skool, n took e loss as one skool. but all e same, it was painful. sigh. n yeah, e tearful skool anthem n hakka performed with still great gusto by our reali sporting ruggers. dats e dae. on a more serious note, 4 those of u dat noe her, keep steph saw in ur prayers, cos yeah, she was in a semi conscious state after e match. poor girl.

6 yrs in acsi passes so fast. through those, i've witnessed victories, n defeats, rep e skool, sweat 4 e skool, bled 4 e skool.

acs forever.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007 | 10:26 pm

)=

everyone reading dis, i wanna do an experiment:

first, juz tilt ur head to the right (or left, depends on wad u're comfortable with). get comfortable.
great!
now gimme ur biggest smile.

congratulations, u're now a smiley! (=

bleahxxx

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Monday, May 21, 2007 | 10:47 pm

nostalgia

sigh, its quite sad, 6 mths more to e end of 11.5 yrs of skool! )=

was doin our (the class') portion of e yr 6 mural, turned out quite funnie. again everyone juz clicked somehow, lyk at e start of e yr when our class was so united, here it showed. was reali fun. lol, not much sabo-ing as e next class where dey wrote e initials of e scandalous couples n a heart in between. dere's one thing though: e class is reali artistic, damnit we shuld be an arts class. 3 reasons y we shuld be an arts class:
1. seriously, i bet most of us will prob ace our sl3 subs, which is humanities subjects. dats wad happened last yr.
2. we're darn creative, damn spontaneous, dun ya juz love it?
3. we dun study/do our IAs/do any skool stuff till e last minute or past e deadline. dun believe, tink physics pracs (abt 5-6 of us still owe all e pendulum pracs which amts to 4 pracs)

neways baq to e class mural. stuff we did:
1. emo-ed, james drew his emo pic wif e saying 'love is an illness, you are my drug.' its reali veh veh emo!!! here's a identical copy i took, it was drawn on his desk:

he's damn gd lor! neways chee mun also did his emo thing. i din, cos i din wanna be known as another emo kid even though i haf e emo-fringe :P yes, spiderman 3's emo fringe roxed!

2. drew caricatures of classmates wif unique nicknames (eg. elizabeth became e-lizard-bird, n u can imagine how it turned out. she was quite mortified dat her pic was drawn damn big. lol :P) btw, u could prob try to spot it below, esp if u haf firefox which can fullscreen e pic (its on e top right portion of e mural). oh yeah, if u saw 'save the chiobus, save the world' under it, dats by urs truly :P

3. also tried to write sth abt e teachers. if u again haf firefox n can fullwindow e pic, do it n u'll notice in small words in e middle of e bottom of e pic dere's e quote 'eh! whens e next prawn party?' by azmi, our great pct hus so addicted to e prawns james cooks. seriously, we haf reali promising chefs in e class, as demonstrated in e last class party (which involved us cooking & eating for over 2 hrs str. lol.)

3. quoted frm e poem we're doing for e upcoming IOC, 'the road less travelled', ending wif we took e road less travelled, and dat made all e diff. den we added e names of everyone in e class. also added e names of our cts past n present. quite nice recallin their funnie habits n stuff (rmb edwin wong's 'u noe missile? M.I.S.S.I.L.E.' wth, or neo, our poor teacher assigned to teach us chinese, sth dat we din pay attention, din do much work, but aced neways.)


e class mural! sighhh, nostalgia (=

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Saturday, May 19, 2007 | 11:28 pm

torn inside. turmoil.

im sorry, dis blog is goin emo again.

sigh

but neways, im not ggin to sae nething. juz listen to dis (esp e chorus):



if e link doesnt work, click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18mllyhcM30

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Thursday, May 17, 2007 | 10:43 pm

i juz hope i made e rite choice

nah. actuali i juz hope someone up dere's pushing mi towards e rite choice, cos im lyk jack sparrow without his compass )= mhm u get e pic...

lol, to tink our council wuld tink up such a thing to do to announce our prom, it was damn nice la. dey made e vp announce dere's a veh impt exam briefing todae n dat cos of dis, she expects every single one of us to turn up. we did. dey den put up an act, e vp pretending to haf found out dat 2 of e council members took e new buggy on a joyride arnd e skool, wif her flashin e blog wif pics of e 2 jokers on e buggy shot at diff locations arnd e skool. n yeah, e sudden switch to a vid showing all e happie times we spent as a cohort, e closest knit cohort ever! (= brings baq reali nice memories ;) sighzz. to tink dere's 6 mths of skool left. 6 more mths! its been, lyk, 11 yrs 6 mths??? wth. time passes so darn fast. sigh. ironically, im gonna miss skool. oh well.

but yeah, we do haf a prom! n its not at our canteen (aka s.a.c. as we ac students call e place) or our ib auditorium. its at e marriot hotel! yeah, e grand ballroom, e one of e kind, wif e walls, ceilings n doors made of some translucent material (i tink dey said alabaster), which CHANGES COLOUR. lyk, whoaa... lol, dey were lyk, so on e dae itself, a friendly2nd student council member would escort ya up e escalator n through e red doors... ...ok dey might not be red, dey change colour. DIAO...

oh well, cool (=

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Sunday, May 13, 2007 | 10:56 pm

bleahx: anthology of jloh's misses

b4 i start on dis short series, i've first lyk to sae dis: bleahx, sheesh, i tink i screwed myself over wif e last entry. as xh put it 'u dun put dese kinda stuff on ur blog', which i reasoned baq dat onli my close frens noe abt my blog, BUT as soon as e words left my mouth i realized dat i've actually done a reali dumb thing. thx God i din sign up for e sgx challenge in e end (was too lazy :P).

okie neways i was also outta stuff to blog, i mean, lets take a break frm e usual stuff shall we? neways jace's tag gave mi an idea, n seemed to sum up almost everything dat has happened recently. so i bring to u 2 very very short episodes of jloh's (not hits, but) misses:

e first incident occured during e rather fun trip to msia where i participated in e msia open. off course 'sides e fencing tourney, i admittedly had other motives going dere, esp when e cj pple were also takin part :P (yes i noe wad u're tinking, but b4 u sae nething, let mi clarify dat dis is wad guys usuali tink/do all e time when no major exam or soccer premiership title chase is happening, its e gals. if u still dun geddit, tink cyril chua)

neways in e end, reali had no time or chance to get to noe anyone, cos e stupid men's sabre got pushed to sundae instead of sat where if so, we'ld start n end at e same time as e gals, so yah, dat suxed. we were also on vastly diff floors, n neways none of e sabre guys had cj contacts except 1 hu was too bz indulging in his death metal fetish to care abt anything, least of all gals, so yah. added to dat e other sabre guy was attached. so dere was onli mi, n another guy, but he doesnt reali nd chances, he's e sorta guy hu gals walk up to n ask 4 his number.

so it was left wif mi. bleahx. n u noe wad happens when stuff is left in my hands, dey either remain undone, or dey're screwed beyond recognition. thxfully it was e former dat happened. but neways on e nite of e farewell dinner, even den i wasnt sitting at any cj table, dey were sitting wif each other, i was at coach's table, n l8r migrated to e ite pple's table, dey were nice pple real friendly. neways yah, off course other stuff dat happened was germaine askin mi whether i knew evan when she alrdy knew dat i knew evan -.-'' was quite funnie, but yeah, dat was dat, spent most of e time emo-ing wif e sabre guys.

after dinner when we were walkin baq to e hotel to pick up our bags n board e bus, i somehow got dared by dis guy hu was frm e 1st batch of acsi students, i kinda 4got his name, but he's a reali nice guy, lets call him 'y' (he's also e joker hu nicknamed dis south korean foilist 'sio ba' cos when she moved, it was lyk watching 2 big drumsticks moving on e piste, n e best thing is everytime she scores a pt he'll go woot! sio ba! n she'll turn arnd n sae sth to him in korean which he doesnt understand :P) so neways him n mat lopez, after hearin rumours dat i wanted to hit on some cj gals but suxed too much to, to which i denied sayin dat if i wanted to i'ld haf gotten not juz 1 number, but all of their numbers by now (yes i noe, ego...); well dey dared mi to ask any gal for her number. so i said okie, lay it on mi. to which dey immediately said 'f___!' (its a name not a swear word, i juz dun wanna put it in case dis turns up on a google search of sth) and in my mind flashed 'damnit, y her?' okie, i noe, all e guys tink she's e chioest of e lot, i tink i'ld dare sae she's above ave. hmmm, but still y's it always her? plus e fact dat she's attached, so gimme a break la. neways next dey went okie den, hmmm... n tot for lyk, 10 mins b4 y said 'okie den, samantha!' initially i almost juz wacked n did it. but yeah, i reined myself in n din do it, thxfully, dragged time, made up alotta excuses, tried to get myself outta e situation, u noe, e kinda stuff u do when u realize u've juz made a veh stupid deal.

neways when we reached e hotel lobby n were waiting 4 e bus to arrive, we were sitting tog n samantha walked pass. mat lopez called out 'samantha, dis guy wants ur number!' damnit la, but neways i shot it down sayin its juz a stupid bet etc etc, which i shuldnt, in which she in e end said 'neways im unattached :P' n walked away. DAMNIT. i shulda wacked.

okie, here comes e reali dumb part. baq in sg, i asked evan to go thru ger to ask sam 4 her number, n yeah, after 2 wks, e reply came baq: she did not wanna give it cos she din rmb a joshua frm fencing. bleahx X(

end of episode 1

episode 2 happened reali recently at fish n co, on e sat when angie n evan came along n keegan n ryan were gaying each other at field camp. i named e specific sat by e pple dat were dere cos e ns guys plus chen jie seem to love meetin up n eatin dere almost every sat since all of dem r in ns, n best of all, eating e same stuff. dude, save e cute fishies! eat somewhere else!

neways yeah, we were bored, n waiting 4 our food to come, n hungry as well, so lyk e wk b4, we decided to order some calamari. n e whole thing den started when cyril came up wif his brilliant idea dat huever eats e last calamari ring has to do a forfeit. at first e forfeit suggested by cyril which everyone agreed on was for e loser to eat a mix of tartar and chili sauce, which was okie. but e ever so wonderfully brilliant guy wy whom i so love n respect n is my bestest of best frens in e whole wide screwed up world (i sae it wif alot of sarcasm) had to suggest dat e loser of e game go over n ask e gal at e table nearby, e one dat cyril eyed, for her number (as i was saying, we were BORED n HUNGRY, so cyril, being cyril, started looking arnd, evan too, n dey both spotted dis gal. i saw her too, but tot her fren was cuter :P)

okayyy, so we agreed on e forfeit, n started e game. initially e plan was to sabo wy n make him eat e last calamari ring, so dat after he asks e gal 4 her number we can tell his gf dat he cheated on her n hit on another gal, thus his gf would prob kill him or at least grill him abt it. but, my bestest best fren had to suggest dat dey sabo mi instead, juz 4 e heck of it, to which everyone den agreed. as it was a grp of 6 pple, hence huever eats e last ring is outta my control, n yah, i did geddit, sigh, wad to do when 3 pple at e table graduated wif an A for math in their A lvls?

at first i was hesitant, i mean, wad to sae? i've nv 'juz wack'-ed in dat manner b4. i've more style :P in addition, e gal was wif another gal n a guy, so dere's a 50% chance dat e guy's her bf. to cut e long story short, after alotta pursuasion n blackmailing (dey did not let mi touch my food till i did e deed), as well as a sex on e beach and a tequila sunrise (for those hu dont know, 'sex on the beach' and 'tequila sunrise' r cocktails, rather strong ones) b4 i was so zonked i juz walked up to her when e grp of dem were leaving n told e gal rather awkwardly dat my fren wif e cap frm e table over dere wants her number while pting her in e direction of cyril. yes, i used cyril as an excuse, cos, lol, dey din specify how i was to ask 4 her number. thx God 4 loopholes, im so going to harvard. neways as lyfe was 4 mi, luck laughed right in my face, even when i was using cyril as an excuse. she replied dat her b4 was rite beside her. but one key point, SHE DIN SAE NO. lol. but yeah, dats wif cyril as an excuse i guess. lucky dog. n yeah, putting e icing on e cake, when she left, cyril was looking in her direction, she waved at cyril, hu waved baq.

all in all, bleahx. thx guys 4 makin mi undergo unecessary rejection, its e best thing in e world, so gd, i enjoyed it so f***ing much.

bleahx
end of episode 2

okie, so neways its late, im reali tired n gtg, will update regularly frm now on, i hope. also wish u enjoyed reading dis post!

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