Sunday, May 13, 2007 | 10:56 pm

bleahx: anthology of jloh's misses

b4 i start on dis short series, i've first lyk to sae dis: bleahx, sheesh, i tink i screwed myself over wif e last entry. as xh put it 'u dun put dese kinda stuff on ur blog', which i reasoned baq dat onli my close frens noe abt my blog, BUT as soon as e words left my mouth i realized dat i've actually done a reali dumb thing. thx God i din sign up for e sgx challenge in e end (was too lazy :P).

okie neways i was also outta stuff to blog, i mean, lets take a break frm e usual stuff shall we? neways jace's tag gave mi an idea, n seemed to sum up almost everything dat has happened recently. so i bring to u 2 very very short episodes of jloh's (not hits, but) misses:

e first incident occured during e rather fun trip to msia where i participated in e msia open. off course 'sides e fencing tourney, i admittedly had other motives going dere, esp when e cj pple were also takin part :P (yes i noe wad u're tinking, but b4 u sae nething, let mi clarify dat dis is wad guys usuali tink/do all e time when no major exam or soccer premiership title chase is happening, its e gals. if u still dun geddit, tink cyril chua)

neways in e end, reali had no time or chance to get to noe anyone, cos e stupid men's sabre got pushed to sundae instead of sat where if so, we'ld start n end at e same time as e gals, so yah, dat suxed. we were also on vastly diff floors, n neways none of e sabre guys had cj contacts except 1 hu was too bz indulging in his death metal fetish to care abt anything, least of all gals, so yah. added to dat e other sabre guy was attached. so dere was onli mi, n another guy, but he doesnt reali nd chances, he's e sorta guy hu gals walk up to n ask 4 his number.

so it was left wif mi. bleahx. n u noe wad happens when stuff is left in my hands, dey either remain undone, or dey're screwed beyond recognition. thxfully it was e former dat happened. but neways on e nite of e farewell dinner, even den i wasnt sitting at any cj table, dey were sitting wif each other, i was at coach's table, n l8r migrated to e ite pple's table, dey were nice pple real friendly. neways yah, off course other stuff dat happened was germaine askin mi whether i knew evan when she alrdy knew dat i knew evan -.-'' was quite funnie, but yeah, dat was dat, spent most of e time emo-ing wif e sabre guys.

after dinner when we were walkin baq to e hotel to pick up our bags n board e bus, i somehow got dared by dis guy hu was frm e 1st batch of acsi students, i kinda 4got his name, but he's a reali nice guy, lets call him 'y' (he's also e joker hu nicknamed dis south korean foilist 'sio ba' cos when she moved, it was lyk watching 2 big drumsticks moving on e piste, n e best thing is everytime she scores a pt he'll go woot! sio ba! n she'll turn arnd n sae sth to him in korean which he doesnt understand :P) so neways him n mat lopez, after hearin rumours dat i wanted to hit on some cj gals but suxed too much to, to which i denied sayin dat if i wanted to i'ld haf gotten not juz 1 number, but all of their numbers by now (yes i noe, ego...); well dey dared mi to ask any gal for her number. so i said okie, lay it on mi. to which dey immediately said 'f___!' (its a name not a swear word, i juz dun wanna put it in case dis turns up on a google search of sth) and in my mind flashed 'damnit, y her?' okie, i noe, all e guys tink she's e chioest of e lot, i tink i'ld dare sae she's above ave. hmmm, but still y's it always her? plus e fact dat she's attached, so gimme a break la. neways next dey went okie den, hmmm... n tot for lyk, 10 mins b4 y said 'okie den, samantha!' initially i almost juz wacked n did it. but yeah, i reined myself in n din do it, thxfully, dragged time, made up alotta excuses, tried to get myself outta e situation, u noe, e kinda stuff u do when u realize u've juz made a veh stupid deal.

neways when we reached e hotel lobby n were waiting 4 e bus to arrive, we were sitting tog n samantha walked pass. mat lopez called out 'samantha, dis guy wants ur number!' damnit la, but neways i shot it down sayin its juz a stupid bet etc etc, which i shuldnt, in which she in e end said 'neways im unattached :P' n walked away. DAMNIT. i shulda wacked.

okie, here comes e reali dumb part. baq in sg, i asked evan to go thru ger to ask sam 4 her number, n yeah, after 2 wks, e reply came baq: she did not wanna give it cos she din rmb a joshua frm fencing. bleahx X(

end of episode 1

episode 2 happened reali recently at fish n co, on e sat when angie n evan came along n keegan n ryan were gaying each other at field camp. i named e specific sat by e pple dat were dere cos e ns guys plus chen jie seem to love meetin up n eatin dere almost every sat since all of dem r in ns, n best of all, eating e same stuff. dude, save e cute fishies! eat somewhere else!

neways yeah, we were bored, n waiting 4 our food to come, n hungry as well, so lyk e wk b4, we decided to order some calamari. n e whole thing den started when cyril came up wif his brilliant idea dat huever eats e last calamari ring has to do a forfeit. at first e forfeit suggested by cyril which everyone agreed on was for e loser to eat a mix of tartar and chili sauce, which was okie. but e ever so wonderfully brilliant guy wy whom i so love n respect n is my bestest of best frens in e whole wide screwed up world (i sae it wif alot of sarcasm) had to suggest dat e loser of e game go over n ask e gal at e table nearby, e one dat cyril eyed, for her number (as i was saying, we were BORED n HUNGRY, so cyril, being cyril, started looking arnd, evan too, n dey both spotted dis gal. i saw her too, but tot her fren was cuter :P)

okayyy, so we agreed on e forfeit, n started e game. initially e plan was to sabo wy n make him eat e last calamari ring, so dat after he asks e gal 4 her number we can tell his gf dat he cheated on her n hit on another gal, thus his gf would prob kill him or at least grill him abt it. but, my bestest best fren had to suggest dat dey sabo mi instead, juz 4 e heck of it, to which everyone den agreed. as it was a grp of 6 pple, hence huever eats e last ring is outta my control, n yah, i did geddit, sigh, wad to do when 3 pple at e table graduated wif an A for math in their A lvls?

at first i was hesitant, i mean, wad to sae? i've nv 'juz wack'-ed in dat manner b4. i've more style :P in addition, e gal was wif another gal n a guy, so dere's a 50% chance dat e guy's her bf. to cut e long story short, after alotta pursuasion n blackmailing (dey did not let mi touch my food till i did e deed), as well as a sex on e beach and a tequila sunrise (for those hu dont know, 'sex on the beach' and 'tequila sunrise' r cocktails, rather strong ones) b4 i was so zonked i juz walked up to her when e grp of dem were leaving n told e gal rather awkwardly dat my fren wif e cap frm e table over dere wants her number while pting her in e direction of cyril. yes, i used cyril as an excuse, cos, lol, dey din specify how i was to ask 4 her number. thx God 4 loopholes, im so going to harvard. neways as lyfe was 4 mi, luck laughed right in my face, even when i was using cyril as an excuse. she replied dat her b4 was rite beside her. but one key point, SHE DIN SAE NO. lol. but yeah, dats wif cyril as an excuse i guess. lucky dog. n yeah, putting e icing on e cake, when she left, cyril was looking in her direction, she waved at cyril, hu waved baq.

all in all, bleahx. thx guys 4 makin mi undergo unecessary rejection, its e best thing in e world, so gd, i enjoyed it so f***ing much.

bleahx
end of episode 2

okie, so neways its late, im reali tired n gtg, will update regularly frm now on, i hope. also wish u enjoyed reading dis post!

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