Wednesday, August 29, 2007 | 11:53 pm

the class, as usual

use the knowledge of chem, and add an xtra large dose of flawed logic. here is wad u get:

while discussing chloroalkanes and wad happens when dey get high up in e atmosphere (yes, wtf did dat come out in e organic chem section of e paper of may 2006?!?), dis short conversation took place.

Fish: so wad if u replace e whole ozone layer wif CFCs and chlorine, since dey absorb UV radiation as well?

Rest of e Class: o.O''

Hao: well, it wuld be quite cool wad, e earth will look yellow (=

wth. and i tot 'save water, drink alcohol!' was bad. lets replace e ozone layer wif CFCs!

cutefish

| 12:05 am

OMGGG, another jdrama!!!

yepp, juz finished watching another GREAT!!! jap drama! woohoo! same lead as ace wo nerae, she's absolutely KAWAIII!!! but neways, e storyline's juz so hilarious! (damn, y m i doing dis so near prelims?!?) but nvm, woohoo! neways, i nd more recommendations on jdramas to watch, so if u haf any, plz tell mi! onegaishimas! (oh btw, on e list of must watch jdramas 2 posts baq i 4got to add 'densha otoko')

oh yeah, and abt todae... CYRIL CHUA! i tot i wun haf ta mention ur name on my blog for sometime. but yeah, U'RE SO DEAD. LYK DEAD. IM SO GONNA KILL U UNTIL U DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! WTH LA! CALL MI N NV TELL MI IM ON LOUDSPEAKER! WTF WERE U TINKING?!? IM SO GONNA SCREW U, IN A BAD WAY (YES, SOME PPLE ENJOY SCREWING, BUT I'LL MAKE SURE DIS IS REALI BAD...), E NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!

urghhhhh todae i've juz one word: I-TAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (translated:'OWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! )=')

cutefish

Thursday, August 23, 2007 | 9:39 pm

emo sweet

eek, todae's supposed to be a bright n cheery post, but it was marred by e rain! )= feeling so emo. urgh. but nice lill sweet stuff did happen, so i tot, hmmm, since dere's such a phrase 'bitter sweet', y not 'emo sweet'?

okie, neways got baq to skool, everyone wondered where i had been. some tot i was daring enuff to pon skool for 2 daes str, but yeah, i was genuinely sick la, so i juz flashed my mc n asked if dey wanted e kind pple loving flu virus so dey can take 2 daes off skool as well. nah...

funnie thing no. 1: at e start of e dae, ip (full name: ronald ip, long suffering class chairman) started handing out lill pieces of paper n told us to write stuff for teachers' dae. everyone was lyk, wad? wad r we supposed to do? i dunno, i guess mornings juz make ur brain malfunction while processing the simplest information. but yeah, somehow shawna managed to write 'Happy Teacher's Day! (:' on her piece of paper in deep shade of psychedelic pink, which ip den took to e front, held up, n said 'nah, if u'all dunno wad to do, juz follow dis example n copy.' LOL. feels lyk us rushing an assignment or a report, or 'bit torrenting' some worksheet which our teacher said we must complete if he was to let us off early (bit torrent, u noe, u dl sth by getting lill pieces of info frm many diff users so its veh fast? go figure :P). but yeahh, LOL. looks lyk students reali nv change. plus e funnie thing was choo yang copied exactly e same words 'Happy Teacher's Day' on his paper. ip was lyk, 'wah lao, dun copy wholesale la!' wth, it reali feels lyk we're doin a graded assignment. so choo yang in his whole ingenuity, instead of ending wif a smiley, added exclamation marks at e end of e phrase on his paper.

i felt lyk doing sth a lill more creative, so i wrote 'Happy Teacher's Day! (and haf a GREAT TIME marking our IAs!)'. but no one could beat hao yi's message which goes 'Thank you for awarding mi full marks for my IOC, IAs, and world lit, i fully appreciate your anticipated generosity.'

brilliant. just brilliant.

funnie thing no. 2: nth much, was durin e xtra long 3 hr break. did nth much, but yepp, nic wee smsed mi askin mi to remind ian lin abt her job application thingy. n when i showed ian e msg n asked him wad do i reply her, he went 'OH SHIT! oh, ok, erm, tell her, tell her by todae. tell her dat my hp has no battery.' so i went ahead n smsed her 'Ian lin saes 'OH SHIT!' and saes 'Tell her by today. Tell her dat ian lin's hp has no battery'. off course, i took e liberty of showing him e msg i sent to her after i sent it to her, n yepp, i reali enjoyed his reaction :P but it was quite minor la. aso, i burnt my break chionging my chem prac instead of ggin wif most of my class to play bball )= l8r on as i was complaining to ip hu aso hasnt done e prac, he was lyk, u can hand up tmr wad. i was lyk, tmr? he said he wanted it by todae. but ip was lyk, he will collect tmr one. i went 'wah lao, waste my time, i coulda played bball la!' n ip was lyk 'looks lyk ur priorities r wrong.' -__-'''

okie, e usual la. aside frm dat, dere was aso e incident where we tried to strip chee mun to ascertain whether he was wearing sponge bob square pants boxers. or at least e others were, while some of us wif our camera fones we video-ing away. mark was e best, stating veh innocently 'but, but i only wanted to see sponge bob'.

oh well. it rained! )=

but yeah, i reali miss dat cute gal, she's sweet (=

emo sweet.

cutefish

Wednesday, August 22, 2007 | 8:55 pm

Lately...

lately, alotta stuff's been happening. n dere's alot to be said abt alot, but im juz too lazy to type all e stuff out, so i'll juz type wadever i feel lyk typing. dats wad a blog's for, rite? XP

okie, i've fallin sick again. n its e same thingy as e last time. wadever virus or bacteria dats gotten hold of my body sure loves mi, to e pt of givin mi such a big headache everytime i wake up dat i juz cant get outta bed, and consequently to skool (= im startin to lyk dis sickness. but yeah, e meds im given, its a strong painkiller, but for some reason i can still feel my head aching, it feels reali heavy, lyk e last time i had a hangover (ok, too much skeletons in e closet, i noe, but wad can i compare it to?) n e weird thing is, e last time i had such painkillers, my fren served a vball (volleyball) straight to e baq of my head (accidentally la), n i din feel any pain at all! lol. but yeah, my head feels lyk a 12 pound bolling ball. boll mi over. strike! yeah!

okie im crappin lyk a druggie. in other news... i took e opportunity of dis mini holidae in my drug induced state to watch e jap drama Ace Wo Nerae (translated: aim for the ace!). its a reali gd jap drama, abt dis young skoolgal hu idolized dis reali gd tennis player in her skool, n yeah, a coach saw her n trained her frm scratch into a world class player. cos stuff wasnt dat easy in between, but yeah, wow, its KEWL! oh n did i mention, e gals' juz so KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!! but yeah, its a reali great drama, left mi deeply moved. i dunno, its juz jap dramas i guess, dey make ya believe in ur dreams, somehow. but yeah, dreams do come true, rite? dere is a land dats wonderful n, as angie my 'mom' wuld sae has pink fluffy clouds made of marshmellows & cotton candy dat you can eat! though i wuldnt wanna tink wad wuld happen if a plane dared to venture into e clouds dere. XP

crap, i haf tuition, takin a break, will cont blogging after tuition. (=

baq frm tuition. ok, where was i?

oh yepp, jap dramas! if ya haf time, aso check out taiyou no uta, a movie, quite nice, somewhat similar to a walk to remember, but it has its own twists and turns. also worth checking out is kurosagi!!! and nobuta wo produce!!! u might notice some familiar faces here n dere as e actors & actresses r usuali roughly e same la. but yepp, love it!

okie, i rmb dere was 1 more thing i wanted to sae, but i 4got. hmmm...

nvm, e headache's somehow gettin to mi despite e painkillers & drowsy meds. urgh, im seriously turning into a druggie. bleahx. skoolwork's as usual, crazy. lalala. n prelims arnd e corner. was tokin to silly gal, a fren of mine hu was reali worried abt her applications. i guess gals haf it harder, havin to apply so early, while e guys haf ns to tink abt stuff (= oh n rng was cursing lse to e ground cos dey din consider ki a subject.

oh well, i tink dats it, will blog when i tink of more stuff to (=

but b4 i go, 'passerby', i noe hu u r... mwahahaha! *evil laugh* :P
btw how did u find dis blog?

cutefish (=

Sunday, August 12, 2007 | 10:01 pm

the weather

ok 4get abt e 'im not posting nemore' part. i luv to write, n it'll be stupid to stop.

its raining... it feels so





cold.


cutefish

Friday, August 10, 2007 | 3:34 pm

nobuta wo produce

go watch e jap drama in e title of e post. its good for students coping wif e social stress in skool.

im fake, an escapist hu seeks pleasure, but nv finds it in nething.

i juz, nv seem to feel happy.

i wun blog again, till i find myself. it will take time, im almost 100% fake its hard to find my self again. but i will.

so much for post number 100. its been nice having u readers.

cutefish

Saturday, August 04, 2007 | 1:13 pm

i noe wad i wanna do

after wks of intensive reveision 4 chem, we finally had our break one fine chem period. its not dat e teacher, bill has stopped revising, he did give us alotta stuff to do (e chem pracs on fri were killer! yes, i had 2 instead of 1 owing to e fact dat i procrastinated on e previous one :P), but dis one lesson somewhere near e end of e wk, he juz asked each n every one of us wad we wanted to do after we graduated n all.

frankly speaking, personally, i haf no clue wad i wanna do. when i was a lill kid, i often wuld fall sick (yes, a weak constitution, coupled wif e fact dat im accident-prone makes a reali lethal concoction. its quite amazing my parents haf so lill white hair!). so yepp, dat means mani trips to e pediatrician. n i mean MANI MANI trips. bleahx. n 4 some weird reason i tot it wuld be fun to be a doc (= ahhh, e naiveness & innocence of a kid. wish i had dat, though at dis age, most of my tots when i was a kid (lyk building myself a rocket so dat i can go exploring e moon! off course if i succeeded, i'ld haf died of lack of oxygen )= ), will at dis age be considered juz wishful thinking. crappy how age screws us over, limits our dreams. dude, it totali kills us. mi wonders y the hell was i so eager to grow up. wth man, when i was still a kid, no extended essays, no practical reports, no individual oral commentaries, no... yeah, u get e idea.

ok im digressing. ok, so yepp, naturally my first ambition wuld be to be a doc. my dad, lol, he's a great dad, even bought mi a toy doc's kit wif dese stuff a doc wuld use, but all made of plastic. it was quite fun. i rmb my parents even let mi bring e stuff wif mi to e doc once for a regular checkup. n i rmb e doc even let mi use my toy stethoscope on him to listen to his heartbeat. was quite funnie. oh n i loved it when my doc checked my knee-jerk reflex reaction, u noe, e one where he hits ur knee or somewhere dere, wif a small hammer, n ur lower leg juz automatically kicks. yepp (=

my next ambition, oh i rmb dis clearly, was to be a surgeon. wth. i guess i din noe how gruesome it actuali is to be cutting pple up. off course surgeons will eventually sew dem baq tog. oh yepp, n off course i was first inspired to be dat by another incident. okie, i haf dis small 'double' nail in my ring finger on my left hand. its juz, well, another nail i tink, n its reali small, onli grows on e left side of my finger, juz under my nail. so yepp, my finger looks lyk any other finger, it juz has another small nail under e big nail, if u look at it frm e front view. oh yeah, it hurts when i cut e other nail. which makes cutting nails a painful, teary job. urgh.

parents sent mi for an op to haf e nail removed. i duno how, i guess e surgeon will try n remove e nail n its roots or wadever. e guy doin e op, a gd church fren n fren of e family's is a reali reali gd surgeon. he did several ops on my late paternal grandma hu had a long medical history of probs. unfortunately, cancer did her in eventually wif a relapse )= so yepp, i nv got to noe her, she passed when i was 4. off course at dat time, i dunno wad was death, my mom juz told mi n my sis she's 'sleeping' n we were lyk, y wun she wake up? i guess dat innocent qn musta been quite painful, thx God i din ask my dad or it will be worse, but yeah, my mom maintained her composure, for fear of scaring us, n juz repeated she's asleep n told us not to disturb her. sighz.

ok neways, yepp when i was lyk, 6 or 7, i wanted to be a surgeon! woohoo! i rmbed e minor op i had for e double nail. was quite interesting, was a lill scared when pre op, e doc told mi he was gonna cut my finger open. i was lyk, nooooo! dun cut mi open! its gonna hurt! but juz dun cut mi open! okie nvm. lol. was quite fun. a lill, scared, but din cry or nething. so yepp, was wheeled into e operating theatre (wonder y its called theatre? watching pple get cut up isnt dat gd a show, is it?) n off course, dere were e trade mark bright lights above my head. den e nurse told mi to cough, i did, n felt a sharp pain in my right hand. dey had put in e drip. den sth was clipped onto one of my fingers, to measure my heart rate. finally e mask, which for some weird reason i was quite afraid of, was put over my mouth n e nurse asked mi to count backwards from 10, stating dat it was nice smelling, lyk strawberries n i wuld quickly fall asleep. so i went, 10, 9, r u sure dis will work? n e nurse was quite patient, she went, dun worrie, cont counting. so i went 8, 7, 6, 5, HOW COME IM NOT FEELING SLEEPY YET? lol. i was terrified of e tot dat i'll be awake to see dem cut my poor finger open. and feel it too. but yepp, she went, c'mon, okie imagine u're in a nice party, describe it or sth. sth liddat, she wanted mi to tell her some story or sth. which i did. n i quickly fell asleep. when i woke up, i was known as e brave boy hu told e surgeon n e nurses stories in e op theatre. lol.

so yepp, dats it. except 4 one not so minor detail. e double nail regrew, my parents forced mi to go for another op. was braver den, even felt it kinda fun (= but neways, guess wad? e double nail regrew AGAIN. URGH. i hope nv to be in an operating theatre again. unless im e surgeon off course (=

but yepp, im a lill scared of needles, n blood. but being a surgeon could still be an option (= n off course dere's other stuff lyk soldier (no, please, no), astronaut, pilot (rite, dats for fish, my classmate to be), scientist (albeit a mad one), etc.

i dunno. wanted to go into nanotech engineering or chemical engineering & material sci, but, wif e maths involved, i dun tink so. well, mebbe, see how.

okie baq to e story. so when i told bill i had no idea, he said, u arh, hmmm, u'ld be a gd pediatrician, cos i tink u'll be reali gd wif kids. dats quite a gd idea. which off course reminded mi of e trips to e pediatrician in e past n all. wad memories (=

in case y'all r wonderin wad e heck a pediatrician is, its a doc hu cares for children instead of adults.

okie, dats abt it. time to play paintball (=

cutefish (aspiring pediatrician)